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Sometimes…I say something really stupid.
Thank God my husband is here to catch & alert me to each one.
The other day it was:
ME: “Ohhh, somebody had better call Target & warn the I’m about to drop a load!”
Tough Guy: “Hell yes someone had better give them a heads up. Why wouldn’t you just drop your load at home before you leave?”
***I knew as soon as I said those words that it wasn’t going to get past him. Again, why is it only the dumb stuff he hears?***
ME: “I meant drop a load of cash, not poo.”
Anyone that can tell me something equally jacked that they have said, is welcome to leave a comment. It might make me feel less stupid!
UGH!! I have got a MILLION of these…..although I cant remember them. But you know who can?? My husband. I will ask him and then i can add to this.
You MUST add to it! I KNOW you have some good ones!!!!!
I am dying laughing at work picturing this conversation occuring between you and Joe and the look on his face, lol!
I say stupid stuff all the time but I immediately block it out and couldn’t tell you what it was.
I couldn’t stop saying shit last night. Every single word out of my mouth was something that could be taken as dirty. Over & Over & Over again. I just quit talking to him.